TV Pop Diaries
Pop Music on British Television 1955 -
Roy Rich, programme controller for Southern TV had been looking for a disc show "with a difference" for two years. Instead he got a show similar in format to BBC’s Juke Box Jury, but this time teenagers take on their parents (squares) in a record voting contest. The three youths and three parents were given time to comment on the record and then they would vote the record a 'buy' or a 'break'. If a record was voted a buy then it would be put on a shelf, but if was voted a break then something like a cannonball would roll along alternating shelves and destroy the record. An "infernal machine" was then meant to eject the shattered bits of record, but failed to work every time on the first show. There would also be a discussion on that week's top ten in the Southern area, while a celebrity would be on one of the panels each week.
A pilot, devised by comedian and former Juke Box Jury producer Barry Langford had
been made by ATV in summer 1961 and hosted by actor Bill Owen. It was shown on closed-
The first Southern pilot was recorded in March, with another pilot commissioned, this time for possible broadcast on 9th May 1963. A "Desperation Bell" was used in the pilot show. “Panellists who simply can't stand the record any longer buzz that ... and have to pay a forfeit” claimed Pop Weekly magazine. Southern's pilot pitted singer Garry Mills against his father Chas, while actress Pat Burke contested with her niece. "Flash, Bang, Wallop" by Tommy Steele was one of the records played in the show. Langford told Record Mirror in April 1963 "I'm knocked out that it's gone down so well. I've had the show on my mind for a long time now and sometimes wondered if it was worth persevering with..."
By November 1963 plans were afoot to take the show on the road and record it as an
outside broadcast in the Southern region, while a new Chairman Peter Haigh would
join in December 1963. The show's creator left Southern Television to re-
The show was due to run for thirteen weeks, but ended up running for just under a year, proving it to be a "buy". Grampian and Tyne Tees on the ITV network also took the show. However, this was not the end as BBC's Light Programme radio service had recorded a pilot show with the title in early 1965, while Barry Langford later took off to Australia and worked on nine different shows for TV there with Dad You're A Square being one of them.
DAD, YOU’RE A SQUARE
Southern
21st June 1963 -